Would you shag me? I’d shag me.
I feel like shyte but look great.
Let’s get this out of the way…
I’m sick of hearing about how there are more scandalous pictures from my Las Vegas romp about to be leaked, so I’ll just put them out there myself. No point in letting some trollop sell them to OK! for a small fortune. Effing commoners.
So sad to hear my good friend Neil Armstrong has passed. This photo of us (I’m on the right) brings back such good memories of our trip together. RIP, mate.
I’m not saying you’re all daft for not having seen this Las Vegas thing coming but…
…the clues were there, that’s all I’m saying.
I’ll allow it!
Sure, I’m clothed in this one but…well, close enough.
Who says Buckingham Palace has lost its class?
Smashing, aren’t we?
Hi all. I’m a ginger prince and wanted to share with you some snaps of my favourite hobby: getting naked and embarrassing Buckingham Palace. If you’ve got any, SUBMIT them above and I’ll publish them if they do me justice. I’m not shy.